Monday, January 29, 2007
News of the Weird
Baby Jeneric has grown a third eye! Suspiciously, this eye appears to resemble that of a Mr. Glo Worm, causing local residents to wonder if genetic experimentation was at play at the Wily Jeneric Household. Details to follow as soon as we know more.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
You can pick your nose
And you can pick your friends
But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Baby Jeneric has been in training to be a thumb sucker since before birth. Her latest technique while not without challenges, seems to be fairly successful. By inserting her index finger into the handy locking mechanism, she ensures thumb immobilization for several minutes.
But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Baby Jeneric has been in training to be a thumb sucker since before birth. Her latest technique while not without challenges, seems to be fairly successful. By inserting her index finger into the handy locking mechanism, she ensures thumb immobilization for several minutes.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Help! Baby Jeneric’s Been Shot!
Immunizations definitely suck. Baby Jeneric responded like any baby would, with howls and tears aplenty. It’s hard to believe she’ll trust us after the trauma we forced her through on her 2-month birthday.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Ticket, Please
Baby Jeneric is now a national traveler, well known for her cute looks and good behavior.
She thoroughly enjoyed Minnesota, gaining a full 8 ounces while there.
Even with a near two-hour delay on take-off and another half hour delay landing (it’s a lot of fun to be in a holding pattern over Newark), Baby Jeneric kept her game face on and casually ordered another drink.
She thoroughly enjoyed Minnesota, gaining a full 8 ounces while there.
Even with a near two-hour delay on take-off and another half hour delay landing (it’s a lot of fun to be in a holding pattern over Newark), Baby Jeneric kept her game face on and casually ordered another drink.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Behind Bars
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Notorious prisoner number 20061109 (aka Baby Jeneric) has been transferred from solitary confinement
to a cell among the general prison population. Good behavior prompted an early exit from ‘the hole.’
The move was conducted in the early evening hours on December 23rd, and occurred without incident. Baby Jeneric is a known thief (recent capers including stealing hearts of the good citizens of New Jersey).
Baby Jeneric is a wily captive and rumors of her imminent escape are being taken seriously. Authorities are currently investigating a Midwestern lead.
Notorious prisoner number 20061109 (aka Baby Jeneric) has been transferred from solitary confinement
to a cell among the general prison population. Good behavior prompted an early exit from ‘the hole.’
The move was conducted in the early evening hours on December 23rd, and occurred without incident. Baby Jeneric is a known thief (recent capers including stealing hearts of the good citizens of New Jersey).
Baby Jeneric is a wily captive and rumors of her imminent escape are being taken seriously. Authorities are currently investigating a Midwestern lead.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Baby Jeneric’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve!
Around here, the ball drops at 9:30 and the band plays Frère Jacque and Row, Row, Row your boat. Raise your bottle high and toast to a fantastic 2006 and an amazing 2007.
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