Q: How old is Baby Jeneric?
A. As of this posting, just over 17 weeks.
Q: Does Baby Jeneric have any teeth?
A: Nope, and none on the horizon.
Q: How does Baby Jeneric sleep at night?
A: Oh, you know, like most kids. Yeah. Umm. Well. Ninehourssolid.
Q: How does Baby Jeneric get along with your cats?
A: Splendidly! In general, both parties have agreed to ignore the other. Every now and then, a cat will sniff Baby Jeneric’s head (or, well, lick her head) and Baby Jeneric has been known to ‘pet’ a cat.
Q: How big is Baby Jeneric?
A: We can finally answer this one with better accuracy than, “More than 11 pounds?” If you read the last post, you know Baby Jeneric is a staggering 16 pounds, 3 ounces and 25 inches tall.
Q: Does Baby Jeneric talk/stand/walk?
A: Nope, not yet.
Q: What does she do, then?
A: She sits up, bats toys, like’s to ‘fly’ in her Dad’s arms, enjoys being read to and loves music.
Q: Still using those cloth diapers?
A: Sure are!
Q: Have you started solid foods?
A: Nope! She’s doing so well on breast milk that the pediatrician told us to wait until she shows an interest in food.
Q: Do you really talk about poop all the time?
A: Oh, yes. Every day.


3 comments:
Q: Does Baby Jeneric like Priscilla's "Sexy" Jeans (Hey, they are low-rise and clingy due to the 22% Lycra. Let a Pregnant woman feel something other than "Big")
A: Emphatically NO! She prefers to spit up on them to such an extent that the spit-up will pool in Priscilla's cuffs.
Q: What is Baby Jeneric's favorite TV program to watch with grandma?
A: Grease, only during the music.
DadZ
Ha, ha!
"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."
It seems, Baby Jeneric is now aware of the best opening line in modern lit.
Q: Is Baby Jeneric, and/or her parents on Facebook yet? It's a great way to waste time (I know, new parents don't have time), but It's also a great way to keep in constanct contact with Canadian friends (outside of 'blogging). Just saying....
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