Sunday, January 07, 2007

Behind Bars

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Notorious prisoner number 20061109 (aka Baby Jeneric) has been transferred from solitary confinement

to a cell among the general prison population. Good behavior prompted an early exit from ‘the hole.’

The move was conducted in the early evening hours on December 23rd, and occurred without incident. Baby Jeneric is a known thief (recent capers including stealing hearts of the good citizens of New Jersey).

Baby Jeneric is a wily captive and rumors of her imminent escape are being taken seriously. Authorities are currently investigating a Midwestern lead.

1 comment:

Teresa said...

Isn't she in solitary confinement now. As she is not sleeping in a room with anyone else. So maybe she moved from the hole but still in solitary. Unless of course LA and A are sleeping with her.