Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Children's books

In light of the wave of births occurring around the Wily Jeneric family and since Toddler Jeneric and Baby Wily are such a bibliophiles, we thought we'd take a moment to educate those with kids (or soon to have kids) about the current literary fiction available for the under-3 crowd. Here we present a quick rundown of a few Wily Jeneric favorites.

Rainbow Fish       
Modern parable about sharing    or    How to manual for bribery and rampant consumerism?
       
Bob the Builder       
Instilling a can-do attitude nationwide    or    Introducing our youth to the perils of micromanaging?
       
The Very Hungry Caterpillar       
Story of a cathartic caterpillar    or    Another hippy high on weed?
       
Olivia       
Exuberant and creative pig teaches children they can do and be anything    or    Spoiled pig with permissive parents?
       
Goodnight Moon       
Beloved classic with comforting repetition that soothes children    or    An OCD tot who will end up washing his hands 26 times before breakfast?

1 comment:

Priscill said...

Spiderman was in love with Eric Carlye's 1,2,3 Zoo book. Now it is Curious George all the time.