Our Family is Deep

4 generations, in one room. Not once, but twice:

Behind Bars

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Notorious prisoner number 20061109 (aka Baby Jeneric) has been transferred from solitary confinement

to a cell among the general prison population. Good behavior prompted an early exit from ‘the hole.’

The move was conducted in the early evening hours on December 23rd, and occurred without incident. Baby Jeneric is a known thief (recent capers including stealing hearts of the good citizens of New Jersey).

Baby Jeneric is a wily captive and rumors of her imminent escape are being taken seriously. Authorities are currently investigating a Midwestern lead.

Baby Jeneric’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve!

Around here, the ball drops at 9:30 and the band plays Frère Jacque and Row, Row, Row your boat. Raise your bottle high and toast to a fantastic 2006 and an amazing 2007.

Merry Christmas

May Santa fill your stocking with exactly what you want!

She’s Daddy’s Girl

No, we’re not referring to how Baby Jeneric has Eric wrapped around her tiniest finger (although she does!). It’s become exceedingly apparent that Baby Jeneric shares many traits with Eric. To wit:

1. Height. This baby is no shrimp. We predict she’ll be a good basketball player (if she’s more coordinated than either of her parents).
2. Weight. She is skinny. This, combined with her height means most pediatricians would term her a ‘banana baby.’
3. Facial attributes. She looks like her father… for now.
4. Sneezes. Both Baby Jeneric and Eric issue sneezes that scare Jenni. Oy vay!
5. Eating. She, too, is a slooooow eater (although we are told she will get faster in the next month or two).

Barbarian Baby

Today we are stalking that most elusive of creatures, the human baby. Our target on this adventure: Baby Jeneric, known for her restlessness, Herculean strength and Amazonian yells.

See her in her natural state.

Note Baby Jeneric's efforts to blend in with the wildlife.

The coyness! The charm!


But beware! Baby Jeneric can turn in an instant.

My life

My name is…Baby Jeneric………………………………………………….


childhood ambition……eat more than I poop………………………..


fondest memory……breakfast………………………………………..........


soundtrack…………suck, suck, suck, waaaaaaah!………………….....


wildest dream………dinner…………………………………………...............


proudest moment……last night’s poop……………………………..........


biggest challenge……last night’s poop……………………………….........


alarm clock…………my tummy…………………………………….................


perfect day…………eat, poop, sleep and repeat…………………….........


first job……………milk taster………………………………………..................


indulgence…a tall glass of milk chased down by a tall glass of milk


last purchase………diapers……………………………………….....................


favorite movie………The Legend of Sleepy Hollow……………….........


inspiration………Mom & Dad………………………………………..................


My life…a challenge, but someone’s gotta do it!………………………….

Baby Jeneric

My life. My blog.