If, by chance, you haven’t been keeping current with the comments on this blog, there has been clamoring by many that, while in utero, Baby Jeneric be called Stewie. We will overlook the fact that we had already named the fetus Baby Jeneric to address the Stewie faction. For those who are a little lost, Stewie is an animated character from a tv show Wily Jeneric has never watched (although we know the premise).
Our concerns include:
1. Stewie is an evil genius. Why must all geniuses be evil (see the Brain or Dr. Evil)? We assure you that Baby Jeneric will be a kind, do-gooding sort of genius who helps old women cross the street and retrieves kittens from trees.
2. Stewie wears disposable diapers. How can a character who uses the phrase ‘cursed ovarian Bastille’ not be potty trained?
3. Stewie’s number one enemy is his mother. Look, this parenting gig is going to be difficult enough; let’s hope Baby Jeneric is not also interested in assassinating his/her mother!
2 comments:
I suggest then that you hold a contest. List a bunch of cartoon characters/muppets and take a poll to see which ones your readers think that Baby Jeneric will most emulate. You may omit the Stewie character, (sniff, sniff) if you like.
Other options to call the little tyke:
1. Little Tyke
2. Sweet Pea
3. My SIL & her spouse called their first one "Spot."
4. Names from the List of Potential Baby Names. Today my belly shall be called, "Mathias." The Name of the Day is Rose.
5. Baby Jeneric
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